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This week on Boars, Gore, and Swords we cover Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things with guest Kelly Anneken. We talk about differentiation between Jon Snow/Robb Stark/Theon Greyjoy, Samwell Tarley, the Full Metal Jacket subplot, Viserys's nipple scar, the definition of septum, strong seed, Grand Maester Pycelle's Vaporizer, and much more. Intro by Ramin Djawadi.

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"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?" - Kelly Anneken

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  • The first guest to the show Kelly Anneken joins the guys today and is able to immediately flaunt her knowledge of the books over Red and Ivan's futile attempts to figure out WTF is going on!
  • Kelly is forced to rank the most fuckable men in Westeros.
  • HODOR is discussed and instantly Hodor's his way into all of our hearts!
  • We get our first mention of Chekhov's Items.

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"When you see a three eyed crow, you know only good things are going to happen, it's like the confetti of the Game of Thrones world." - Red

"The subtitle of this episode is a boring person talking to another boring person." - Red

"I think one of the reasons that HBO greenlit Game of thrones is because it carries on Sex in the City's tradition of catty exchanges." - Ivan